This post is rated pg-13.
DAY 3
ANTWERP to AMSTERDAM!(2 days)
Unfortunately I DIDn't go to the Red Light District. If that's what you were thinking about the pg-13 thing up there. They won't let me take any pictures of the bikini girls parading in windows anyway.
Trips: Vincent Van Gogh Museum, Torture Museum
I did Not take this train to Amsterdam alright? I just took a picture with it because of the cool graffiti.
I took THIS train. Haha. Thalys.
We arrived in Amsterdam and checked in our rooms for 220 Euros. Rm1000++ for?
It's above a bar. But they said it was the most strategic hotel if you're new because it's in the heart of Amsterdam. Its called the Hotel OLD QUARTERS. Amsterdam's too dangerous till they had to put bibles in rooms.
Speaking of danger, we had our lunch at MC Donald and found this:
Now I'm really starting to freak out. Haha!
We took some trams with grave difficulty to the Vincent Van Gogh museum!
The trams, pedestrians, cars, buses and cyclists go on the same road. What in the world?
VINCENT VAN GOGH MUSUEM
I couldn't take any pictures so I took the picture below to let you see how it feels like. He's the guy who cut off his ears because he has a problem with his friend. And he got popular!
I so love this! Because I looove art. Me and my sis got the audio so we could know his 'life story'.
He's the guy who painted the 'sunflower' and the 'bedroom'.
I know you're scrolling down to find out what pg-13 stuffs in here, chill! It's the next one.
THE TORTURE MUSEUM
My mom insisted on a prayer before and my older sis, dad and I went in. -.- She made it even more scary. Augh. My younger sis was too chicken to go in. Sheesh. Haha.
And the first! The most popular of all torture instruments.. the head prison... thing..!
It's above a bar. But they said it was the most strategic hotel if you're new because it's in the heart of Amsterdam. Its called the Hotel OLD QUARTERS. Amsterdam's too dangerous till they had to put bibles in rooms.
Speaking of danger, we had our lunch at MC Donald and found this:
Now I'm really starting to freak out. Haha!
We took some trams with grave difficulty to the Vincent Van Gogh museum!
The trams, pedestrians, cars, buses and cyclists go on the same road. What in the world?
VINCENT VAN GOGH MUSUEM
I couldn't take any pictures so I took the picture below to let you see how it feels like. He's the guy who cut off his ears because he has a problem with his friend. And he got popular!I so love this! Because I looove art. Me and my sis got the audio so we could know his 'life story'.
He's the guy who painted the 'sunflower' and the 'bedroom'.I know you're scrolling down to find out what pg-13 stuffs in here, chill! It's the next one.
THE TORTURE MUSEUM
My mom insisted on a prayer before and my older sis, dad and I went in. -.- She made it even more scary. Augh. My younger sis was too chicken to go in. Sheesh. Haha.
And the first! The most popular of all torture instruments.. the head prison... thing..!
And the CHAIR OF DEATH! They did this to the 'witches' in medieval times.
What's this triangular thing for?
THAT.
Dunno why the hell they wanna torture their d*cks. Something bout witchcraft or raping women I think. Look at the fella's legs. Weighed down by boulders somemore! Wth?!
What's this triangular thing for?
THAT.
Dunno why the hell they wanna torture their d*cks. Something bout witchcraft or raping women I think. Look at the fella's legs. Weighed down by boulders somemore! Wth?!And... THE CHASTISY BELT!
*however you spell it, it's said to prevent women from being raped when the husbands go to war.
Go see Love Guru if you don't get it. Haha. I Don't think this should be a torture weapon though.
But it is.. for MEN. They have 'needs'. Hahahahaha.
THE CAGE.
Left for you to rot. And rot. And rot.
THE WHEEL
They said that everytime they had to use this punishment they had to use a new wheel. Why? Because it was too bloody and they can't use it anymore.
*They are barbequing them. And rolling them on spikes.
You think this clippers are used for plumbing? Wrong! Another torture Equipment.
THE NIPPLE PINCHER.
Damn those perverts. Lol. But she's a witch. So.... Aih, they seriously know how to torture people.
Another triangle thing. I think triangles are gonna be all men's nightmares. Haha. The boulders are on the floor.
This thing can poke asses too!
And this..... omg.
Look at the picture below carefully and see what It can do.. *wha..red splaters on the saw*
..!!
Saws victims in half.
And this, the HEAD CHOPPER. Another famous one. Haha.
That's the end! But actually there were more but I coul'dnt post them all up.
We wanted to go the Museum Of Bags And Purses but we did'nt have the time!
In Amsterdam there are over 63 *LEGAL* museums. This was outside my hotel window at night. Unfortunately it was closed. The Sex Museum.
And I ate at the Asian Kitchen.. Just take a look at the Noodle Soup with mixed Vegetables. 11.50bucks. Equals Rm60. Per bowl.
That is how dasyat I felt. @.@
Why is Malaysian currency so low?!!
Tommorow, another day in Amsterdam. Phew.
*however you spell it, it's said to prevent women from being raped when the husbands go to war.
Go see Love Guru if you don't get it. Haha. I Don't think this should be a torture weapon though.
But it is.. for MEN. They have 'needs'. Hahahahaha.
THE CAGE.
Left for you to rot. And rot. And rot.
THE WHEEL
They said that everytime they had to use this punishment they had to use a new wheel. Why? Because it was too bloody and they can't use it anymore.
*They are barbequing them. And rolling them on spikes.
You think this clippers are used for plumbing? Wrong! Another torture Equipment.
THE NIPPLE PINCHER.
Damn those perverts. Lol. But she's a witch. So.... Aih, they seriously know how to torture people.
Another triangle thing. I think triangles are gonna be all men's nightmares. Haha. The boulders are on the floor.
This thing can poke asses too!
And this..... omg.
Look at the picture below carefully and see what It can do.. *wha..red splaters on the saw*..!!
Saws victims in half.
And this, the HEAD CHOPPER. Another famous one. Haha.
That's the end! But actually there were more but I coul'dnt post them all up.
We wanted to go the Museum Of Bags And Purses but we did'nt have the time!
In Amsterdam there are over 63 *LEGAL* museums. This was outside my hotel window at night. Unfortunately it was closed. The Sex Museum.
And I ate at the Asian Kitchen.. Just take a look at the Noodle Soup with mixed Vegetables. 11.50bucks. Equals Rm60. Per bowl.
That is how dasyat I felt. @.@
Why is Malaysian currency so low?!!
Tommorow, another day in Amsterdam. Phew.
-With ♥,Charissa Ong Ty
Monday, January 12, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
