KARMA aint' nice.

And so is my hair that hasn't been cut for ages. I swear it's soo long and out of shape, it can wipe my ass. =.= Ok la...not THAT long.


Karma...sucks. Bad.

I was laughing at Jan Ying cause of her super retarded grandma-ish face when she takes out her contact lens. 'cause there was a roadshow giving out free contacts if you let them check the age of your cornea or something.. I was too lazy to pluck out my contacts so I didn't do it...Also because I'm scared that they would reveal that I have corneas of a 70 year old. =.= (paranoia)

Plus, they played Jay Sean's - Do you Remember which is like super nice,hip and techno.
Then they started playing this 'remix' about someone saying 'Free contact lens' and forcefully put in a beat.

It was like.. Boom Boom *techno* Free contact lens check. Boom Boom *techno* Free contact lens check. Boom Boom

The funny thing is, when that someone said 'Free contact lens check' in the middle of the so called 'techno song', he sounded like he really really hates his life. HAHAHA. It sounds so retarded!

-starts laughing for period of time-

After that, on the way to class, I was dissing dodge ball (there were dodge ball players around there playing) and laughing at JanYing cause she said 'Sorry!' to a bucket after terkicking it.

Was laughing uncontrollably and continued to merge all those events in my diabolical mind.

Then I fell.Hard. On my knees.

OKay, in particular it was only ONE knee and I fell on my toe pretty badly and I feel it's still kind of dislocated cause it hurts every single time I move it.

I'm such a klutz. THANK GOD I did my finals for Malaysian studies today. I don't need to cross over to metro ANYMORE under the construction sites. GAhhh.

Here's the disgusting photo I took the day after. Ohmygod. I wouldn't dare to size it to 'large' cause I'm afraid that it would burn your souls.


Lets just say I limped all the way to class and took about 10 minutes to reach McD from INTI's front gate.


Older sis : Why is it so round?!

Younger sis: It's like an easter egg right?

Me: ......ahhhh STOP POKING IT.


There you go, a very repulsive looking Easter egg accompanied by a very distorted hidden mickey.
Feel free to 'Ew....' , because I did.
Every. single. time. I take a glance.